When you read this, I'll be en route to Denmark and a few days later, Sweden, where I'm expected to eat my weight in Swedish meatballs while staring at the stunningly tall, blue-eyed blonde babes. Scrimp and save in Scandinavia shall be my motto over there because you know, Scandinavia on a shoestring is a challenging task. What an ordeal! I guess I'll have to skip the copious amounts of alcohol since one has to pay a fortune to get drunk in either Copenhagen or Stockholm. I really need a break from everything: my hometown, my job, my household, even myself. See you later, land of the sunbathing geckos!